Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Embrace Your Reality

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Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Aren't Ya'll Tired Of Facebook Yet?

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I Would Be A Better Scab But

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Monday, November 28, 2011

Today Is Take Your Dog For A Spin Around The Block Day

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I Would Be A Better Donut But

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Sunday, November 27, 2011

I Would Be A Better Pimple But

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I Would Be A Better Architect But

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I Would Be A Better Novelist But

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Saturday, November 26, 2011

Cat On Your Head

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HOLA!

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I Would Be A Better Parasite But

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Box Filled With Spiders

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Haven't Heard From U In Forever

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Directions

Hi Nice To Meet You

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Let Your Hair Down

Robot

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I Would Be A Better Butterfly But

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Friday, November 25, 2011

I Would Be A Better Unicorn But

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Thursday, November 24, 2011

I Would Be A Better Trucker But

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I Would Be A Better Ballerina But

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Wednesday, November 23, 2011

I Would Be A Better Serial Killer But

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I Would Be A Better Plumber But

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I Would Be A Better Clown But

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Tuesday, November 22, 2011

I Would Be A Better Cowboy But

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Sunday, November 20, 2011

I Would Go To The Dentist But

I Would Go To The Dentist But

I Would Take You To Dinner But

I Would Take You To Dinner But

I Would Excercise More But

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Brainstorming With The Banana

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I Would Make You A Sandwich But


I Would Make You A Sandwich But

I Would Go To Bed Now But


I Would Go To Bed Now But

Saturday, November 19, 2011

I Would Get Into Current Events But

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I Would Learn To Speak German But


Learn To Speak German But

I Would Introduce You To My Friends But

I Would Introduce You To My Friends But

Tuck You

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Friday, November 18, 2011

I Would Marry You But


I Would Marry You But

I Would Say Let's Go To A Party But


I Would Say Lets Go To A Party But

I Would Ask You To Come Over For Coffee But

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I Would Invite You To My House But

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How Boring (A Poem)


How Boring!

How boring would it be
If all you knew of me
Were thoughts so mild and few
In order to please you.
 
How boring would it be
If all that you could see
My mind a common clone
A reflection of your own.
 
How boring would it be
If all that you could hear
Were words you won't reject,
Proper, clean, correct!
 
 
 
 

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Single Moms: Makin The World A Better Place

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*This comes from my everlovin' heart to every single parent out there who's doing it on their own with little or no support. A monthly child support check is a blessing of course but I'm talking about some REAL SUPPORT. Love and encouragement from family, perhaps. An occasional acknowledgement of what strength it must take to handle the daily task of it all. Respect.

If this harsh world can't muster up the sensitivity I think is proper to give to single parents, and I don't think it ever will, allow me to take it upon myself, someone who's been there and done that, to say, if you are a single parent, THANK YOU for everything you're doing, I know it's hard, I know...

More power to you. More blessings on you. More strength to you. More love, more joy, more peace to you. May your home be filled with everything it needs, both tangible goods and intangible. May your children make good grades and have minimal cavities at their next checkup. May they sleep in peace with no nightmares. May you figure out how to be friends with the Baby Daddy or Momma. May you have all the food you need for each day. May your car not stall or break down, and may you have the money to fix it when it does.

Hang in there.

You are in a very special time of your life that will come to an end all too soon.

*hug*


 



Falconry: Why Don't We Get Into That Anymore

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Wednesday, November 16, 2011

The Pecan Tree: A Poem

There is a tree outside my window,
With branches strong and wide.
The tree is not inside my house,
Because trees ... grow outside.

I look upon the branch's tips
I look among the leaves.
What I see doth trouble me,
It makes my heart weep... it grieves.

Green casings are popping open,
New pecans are bursting forth.
Knowing not their dismal fate
Or their scanty worth.

One will fall onto the ground
Where it will decay, so smelly.
One will find it's way into
A greedy rodent's belly...

Yet another pecan will drop and be
Picked up by a passerby,
Only to be painfully shelled
And cast into a pie!

O, Tree of Pecans,
Why do you bear your fruit?
How do you cope
And maintain your hope
When your offspring are crunched 'neath a boot?






Sparkly Feet: A Poem


Mine feets are very pretty
Like drops of morning dew
Each toe abiding happily
Within, or without, a shoe.

Mine feets are very sparkly
Like bubbles in a brook
The sunshine falls upon them
And makes the fishies look.

I can go a-wadin'
Thru waters deep and dreary
But my feets don't ne'er get dirty
Tho' my face doth sometimes get teary.

My feets are made for walking
They carry me high and low!
I expose them to the sunlight
Which shines betwixt each toe.



Tuesday, November 15, 2011

The Unbelieving Little Unicorn

Birdtown Comics: The Unbelieving Little Unicorn

Once upon a time there was a sparkly little unicorn named Fritz. Now he was different than most other unicorns; see, Fritz did not believe in the Big Jungle Yak of Death. Oh, you have never heard of it? Well let me tell you, the Big Jungle Yak of Death is a ferocious sort of thing, with tentacles and claws that scrape the living flesh right off the bones, until the victim is lying helpless on the ground, wimpering and bleeding like a mortally wounded furry kitten weaned way too soon, way too soon.

Bird










Sunday, November 13, 2011

Male Ballerinas

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Appreciating Cabbage

Appreciating Cabbage

Thanks Poverty

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Saturday, November 12, 2011

Not Watching Rocky

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*with sincere apologies to my husband*

Birderfly

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Smart Birds

My Feet Are So Cute!

Book Of Love

Birdmaid

Backstabber!

Revelation

Storyteller

Hatch Your Own Plans


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Dragon Food

Friday, November 11, 2011

Flower Trapeze


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Gravity

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Thanks For Being My Virtual Friend

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Silenced!


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Sometimes I Think About Robots

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The Duel

The Poster

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I Wish To Escape

I Wish To Escape

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