Birdtown Comics: The Unbelieving Little Unicorn
Once upon a time there was a sparkly little unicorn named Fritz. Now he was different than most other unicorns; see, Fritz did not believe in the Big Jungle Yak of Death. Oh, you have never heard of it? Well let me tell you, the Big Jungle Yak of Death is a ferocious sort of thing, with tentacles and claws that scrape the living flesh right off the bones, until the victim is lying helpless on the ground, wimpering and bleeding like a mortally wounded furry kitten weaned way too soon, way too soon.
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
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